Kalenjin Ladies Should STYLEUP!

Disclaimer: The picture above is meant for you to relax, its not related in anyway to what you are about to read.
This article is specifically meant for Cheptab kutit. The Kalenjin lady of 2016, the 20 something yet to get married. Here am going to be brutally honest and I might as well ruin your day so before that happens you can exit this page.

Dating is never easy, competition is ever tough. You people have refused to keep up with the competition. No better word can describe the state of your cluelessness than you being a disappointment to the 21^st century. Tibikab Kutit please stop being naïve, embrace what comes with being a 2016 lady. Do the lipstick thing, paint those lips girl. Your rivals are doing it! We guys hate to see dry lips which makes you look hungry like you going to collapse the next second. We hate it!

Yes, some backward men who have refused to come out of their 90s mind will say dress decently to appeal, wear those long dresses, do not do makeup blah blah… that’s crap! The truth is men love seeing you sexy! For heaven sake avoid those marching top and skirt that you so much like.

 Avoid them like its plaque, they are so 1960s and never appealing. Keep your dresses long enough to be a girl and short enough to be lady. That’s all we begging for..please.

What is the connection between you and sports shoes? Oh yeah! We are a sporting tribe, please let those shoes remain on the track. No amount of disappointment can match that of a really beautiful lady on a date in a dress and sports shoes. Yes I said it, sports shoes. Who on earth told you they match? Am not a fashion guru but hell no, they do not go together even on Mars. Hello Kale ladies, there are shoes called high heels. You have the legs, really sexy and adorable ones why can’t you wear heels?? If you can do a 20km marathon then you can manage to walk on high heels.

At the start of this article I stated that the competition is ever tough everything is evolving and that includes cooking. Today cooking is more than Sochot and Chepkerta that your mama taught you how to cook. Apparently that is the only thing you can manage to make. Such a shame, learn to make a 3-course meal, that’s what we men want. –a woman who can bring 5-star food home.

There is this tag that you have gained that you are 'reserved' people. Isn’t a lie by the way and am not saying it is a bad thing, the problem comes when your reserved-ness extends to being plain stupid. Why are you so ignorant to the things that happens around you? The only IG you know is Inspector General who not surprisingly is Boinnet. Instagram to you is just as foreign as it sounds.

Stick your ears out and keep your eyes open to the trends of today. That way you can hold a conversation with any man regardless of the village you from.

With all that said the only thing left is that Kalenjin ladies you need to style up or woman up to 2016. 

Am out.